Apology for an Interruption in Service 01.22.09 Search

Service is expected to be restored Jauary 20

An apology for the8-year disruption of liberty and democracy in the world by a misguided administration.

Dear World:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2009 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20, 2009. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding,


-- Disclaimer: until the August 17, 2006, orders of Federal Judge Anna Diggs Taylor are implemented, the NSA and other agencies may read this email without warrant or notice. Presidential orders allow them to surveil reporters, lawyers and clients, publicly traded companies, political opponents, or anyone, without oversight or accountability. They monitor telephones, cell phones, credit card purchases, internet activity, medical records, and library transactions, and they prohibit those groups from informing you that they have done so.

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