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Bumper Stickers that stick in your mind...

* Honk if you love Peace and Quiet!
 
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
 
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 
* 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 
* I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
 
* Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
 
* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
* I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
 
* Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.
 
* Monday is an awful way to spend a seventh of your week.
 
* A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
 
* Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
 
* How do you tell you are out of invisible ink?
 
* If everything is going well you have obviously overlooked something.
 
* When everything is coming your way you are in the wrong lane.
 
* Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
 
* Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.
 
* I couldn't repair your brakes, so I make your horn louder.
 
* Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
 
* Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.

* Be the God you want to see in the world.

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