Dear Tech Support 02.11.11 Search

A Woman Writes to the IT Department


Current install has caused problems in other installations. Advice sought.

Dear Tech Support, 

  Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and Football XVL.

  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

  Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

  What can I do? 


  Baffled Bride



  Dear  Baffled Bride

  First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

  Please browse to and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

  However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

  Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

  In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 6.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

  In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. 

We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7. 

The IT Staff

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