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02.11.11 |
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A Woman Writes to the IT Department
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Current install has caused problems in other installations. Advice sought.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly
in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband
1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and
then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and Football
XVL.
Conversation
8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Baffled Bride
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Dear Baffled Bride,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend
5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system.
Please browse to ithoughtyoulovedme.com and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 or Beer
6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is
a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.
Whatever you do, DO
NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 6.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.
In summary, Husband
1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking
3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
The IT Staff
Source unknown
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